In honor of David Letterman's 4,000 show (CBS and predecessor network)

as part of "Wahoo Gazette" (night of March 11, 2014): More "Top Ten" what-ifs for 4,000 show landmark for THE_LATE_SHOW starring David Letterman (CBS nightly talk show) - - - - TOP TEN THOUGHTS I'VE HAD 4,000 TIMES. - Every day he looks more and more like Buddy Ebsen - I swear, tonight I quit - He smells of mothballs - I hope Les Moonves isn't watching - I hope my family isn't watching - Thank God nobody is watching - Dave should ease up on the Aqua Velva - Dave, you called me 'Larry.' Good one. - If I killed him 20 years ago, I'd be out of prison by now. (written by Wahoo Gazette editor, Michael Z. McIntee at www.cbs.com shows/late-show