Representing the United States (Closing Ceremony, next Sunday) - Milan Cortino OLYMPIAD

 Will FLOTUS?

Will POTUS?

travel to enjoy the warm fellowship

with the men, women, teens involved

in the WINTER-themed athletic -

artistic competitions at

Milan, ITALY this next weekend?

No

the designated representative

of the Trump-Vance-Rubio

administration will be

Linda McMahon . . .